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I nipped this from petalla. She got me hooked on this in the first place. XD!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the candy store! It is Shan, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you with such disregard for common sense, you'll age fifty years!"

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Oh, oh oh. There was Oprah, last night when I got home at about 11:45pm. It was for adults only and about how normal a couple is when they have sex like, twice or trice day; or 2-3 time a week, or once a week and once a year. They showed some poll about and as usual have some experts around there.

The funny and awkward part was, Leo was watching it with me. Topics like that was never part of any kind of conversation ever.

And it's a good thing I was behind him, cause I was snickering as silently as I can about some myth about men and things that you don't know about them like... Men has an average of seven erection a day, sadly, five of them are when they were asleep. I almost laugh out loud so I bit my hand trying not to, I don't know why, but he might think I might be laughing at him since topics such as those were never part of our conversation. Big feet, big hands and big nose has no scientific evidence that it will mean they have a big penis, and ejacualtion has more protein than an average medium size meat. (Oh gawd, I can't looked at him at that one, 'cause I don't swallow. Well, hopefully someday, I might... ^^;) And and what ekse... oh, they show about the marital spa where they took the couples they choose from the poll they did. After a two or three hour session, they will be given homework, first day, the men will just pleasure the woman, not have sex, just make her feel like a goddess, next session, same thing with the man, in some session, teaching them how to connect with their feelings and all... and the last part I saw, before dozing off was the women was watching some video on how to touch their man, passionately and erotically and the men being taught, using a huge vulva like stuff toy and telling them about the parts and how to hit the g spot. The commercial was so freaking long that I don't remember anything after that...

Leo was suppose to scan my sketches yesterday at work but got sick and didn't went to so. =/.
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